Itsnotyouitsme Report 81: Things to Know

Forget 'The Adventures of Milo and Otis', This Is The Story Of Curious George And A Pound Puppy! - via thedailywh.at

"Roberto Cavalli will start making house calls. The Italian brand is launching a home collection, which will include furniture, wallpaper, tiles, textiles and bed, table and bath linens." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"That’s not model behavior! Gisele Bundchen got pulled over this weekend in Cape Cod for going 15mph over the speed limit with her son and stepson in the back. But while she may not be a great driver, Bundchen certainly knows where her strengths lie: the son of the cop who pulled her over tweeted, “He let her go, but in return she signed her autograph on the citation with kisses." - Fashionista.com - via bostonherald.com

"Because London sheds some light into the wonderful world of Miuccia Prada. Among some of the gems: “She earned a Ph.D. in politics, then became a mime artist, before eventually taking over the family business.” Sigh, could she be any cooler?" - Fashionista.com - via becauselondon.com

"Ha! MTV Style has a helpful guide called, “How to Make Out With Someone While Wearing A Fedora.” Please, do not pass this along to any of your male friends." - Fashionista.com - via style.mtv.com

"With Fashion Week over, speculation is rife that this year’s Fashion’s Night Out was the last. Vogue insiders tell Buzz the event creates too much work for the magazine" - Fashionista.com - via nypost.com

"Celeb Style From LFW: Peep what the famous are wearing during London’s shows; who looks better, Kate Moss or K.Stew?" - Fashionista.com - via fabsugar.com

"Nail Polish Is the New Lipstick: “Lipstick Index” was a term coined to show how sales of smaller luxury items rise in economic depressions; however, the sales of actual lipstick have been down for three years while nail polish is on a quick rise (as you can probably tell by the copious amount of press given to nails these days)." - Fashionista.com - via jezebel.com

"From Runway to Rack–How Department Store Exclusives Happen: Big retailers usually ask designers for exclusive colors or cuts from their runway looks– here’s how they make their wares stand out." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

Well It's About Time! "President Obama has released a statement today regarding the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". It follows: Today, the discriminatory law known as ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ is finally and formally repealed. As of today, patriotic Americans in uniform will no longer have to lie about who they are in order to serve the country they love. As of today, our armed forces will no longer lose the extraordinary skills and combat experience of so many gay and lesbian service members. And today, as Commander in Chief, I want those who were discharged under this law to know that your country deeply values your service." - Fashionista.com - via towleroad.com

Tony Bennett Says Two Wrong DON'T Make A Right, And We Agree! - via foxnews.com

Bill Clinton Won't Be Movin' And Groovin' On Prime Time Television Anytime Soon. - Fashionista.com - via huffingtonpost.com

"McCartney’s Collab for NYC Ballet: Stella McCartney has designed the costumes for a new ballet opening Thursday with a score penned by her dear old dad Paul. The designer feels collaborating with your father is “emotional” for anybody, but that “on another side, I know and understand I am working with Paul McCartney." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Anna Wintour Made Hamish Bowles Audition for X Factor in a Gold Suit: The European Editor-at-Large suffered “Vogue hazing” at the hand of Queen Anna, who signed him up as a contestant for the US X Factor singing comp in New Jersey. His audition song? “Oops!… I Did It Again.” Dying. Fingers crossed his audition makes it to TV when the show airs later this month!" - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"Makeover for Harper’s Bazaar: The fash mag is getting an overdue makeover, including an increase in size and a decrease in frequency, down to ten issues a year. Hearst is banking on the reboot, since Harper’s suffered the roughest first half of all the major fashion publications." - Fashionista.com - via online.wsj.com

"Movie Designers We “Reely” (Ha!) Wish Were Real: Designers we would include in our Dream Fashion Week: The Genie from Aladdin and Zoolander‘s Mugatu." - Fashionista.com - via luckymag.com

Forget The Butterflies, These Crazy Adventurous Russians Are Making My Tummy Turn In Knots! - Fashionista.com - via towleroad.com

"Entertainment Weekly has just posted the first official look at the new Tim Burton/Johnny Depp film, ‘Dark Shadows’." - Fashionista.com - via icydk.com

Roseanne Barr Gets A Nomination For Future President!? - via celebitchy.com

"Sneak Peak At Daphne Guinness Book: Take a sneak peak at Valerie Steele’s Daphne Guinness book, which isn’t out in the US for another month. All proceeds from the book, which is stuffed with photos and stories about the heiress’s life in fashion, will benefit FIT, where Steele is Museum Director." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"Any Size 10 Shoe-Wearers With $31,000 Lying Around? A lady on eBay is trying to sell a pair of Missoni for Target size 10 rain boots to fund her daughter’s college tuition. For one year. Don’t fret, though – standard shipping is free." - Fashionista.com - via ebay.com

"DVF Planning Flash Mob in Paris For Fragrance Release: Diane von Furstenberg and Sephora will hold a flash mob on the Champs-Elysées October 5 for the launch of her new fragrance “Diane”. The event will feature 100+ dancers decked out in DVF wrap dresses… Pretty psyched to see the video of this." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Kanye Sits Front Row at Katie Eary’s Show: Yeezy sat front row at Katie Eary, who was recently announced as a designer on his own line–set to debut at Paris Fashion Week. Following the presentation, Eary gushed that her multi-talented design partner ‘Ye is “more dedicated [to designing] than I am. I feel jealous at his commitment." - Fashionista.com - via elleuk.com

"Naomi Campbell Doc Focuses on Life in Charity: The supermodel will get her own documentary on CNBC, chronicling her non-glam roots and extensive charity work. The show, airing next Wednesday the 28th, features commentary from Quincy Jones and Duran Duran. No word on whether the jucier stuff will be addressed: cell phones, diamond rings, wardrobe malfunctions…" - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

"DryBar Offers $40 Blow Outs For Everyone: The West Coast hair salon gives $40 blow outs regardless of hair length, plays chick flicks and has spots for you to charge your iPhone. It’s going to be swamped." - Fashionista.com - via nytimes.com

"West Hollywood Bans The Sale of Fur: It’s the first U.S. city to do so. The law doesn’t include animal pelts or secondhand/vintage pieces though." - Fashionista.com - via dailymail.co.uk

"Emily Blunt Is The New Face Of YSL’s Opium Perfume: The hilarious Devil Wears Prada comedienne and wife of John Krasinski is the star of YSL Opium’s fall print and TV campaign. Apparently there’s a leopard involved and Patrick Demarchelier shot the print ads; here’s hoping for something deliciously sex-ified." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com