‘Tis the Season…

Just in time for Christmas… a diddy that is a complete rip-off of the Twelve Days of Christmas… Enjoy! (but only if you are very bored, crazy or both.)

On the first week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
A recap of last year’s finale
On the second week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale
On the third week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Three scowling judges, two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale
On the fourth week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Four tear-jerking back stories, three scowling judges, two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale
On the fifth week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Five contestants who can sing!!! Four tear-jerking back stories, three scowling judges, two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale
On the sixth week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Six eccentric neckties, five contestants who can sing!!! Four tear-jerking back stories, three scowling judges, two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale
On the seventh week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Seven lame group singings, six eccentric neckties, five contestants who can sing!!! Four tear-jerking back stories, three scowling judges, two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale
On the eighth week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Eight song dedications, seven lame group singings, six eccentric neckties, five contestants who can sing!!! Four tear-jerking back stories, three scowling judges, two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale
On the ninth week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Nine vocal coaches, eight song dedications, seven lame group singings, six eccentric neckties, five contestants who can sing!!! Four tear-jerking back stories, three scowling judges, two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale
On the tenth week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Ten Ford faux-mercials, nine vocal coaches, eight song dedications, seven lame group singings, six eccentric neckties, five contestants who can sing!!! Four tear-jerking back stories, three scowling judges, two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale
On the eleventh week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Eleven man-on-the-streets, ten Ford faux-mercials, nine vocal coaches, eight song dedications, seven lame group singings, six eccentric neckties, five contestants who can sing!!! Four tear-jerking back stories, three scowling judges, two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale
On the twelfth week of AI, Ryan Seacrest gave to me –
Twelve special guest stars, eleven man-on-the-streets, ten Ford faux-mercials, nine vocal coaches, eight song dedications, seven lame group singings, six eccentric neckties, five contestants who can sing!!! Four tear-jerking back stories, three scowling judges, two hours of filler and a recap of last year’s finale!!!