Itsnotyouitsme Report 84: Things to Know

Tiger Woods Get Assaulted By A Flying Weiner... - via tmz.com

While Visting The US For The First Time, Prince Harry Enjoys A Burger And Beer Like Most Native Californians Do! We Prefer Having A Burger With A Prince With Extra Mayo Minus The Beer. - via accesshollywood.com

Anderson Cooper Says, "The Bullying Must Halt Now!" - via towleroad.com

Meet The Latest Piano Prodigy?! - via thedailywh.at

Leona Lewis Raised Money For Her Furry Little Friends. Or Should We Say Her Doppelganger? We're just saying. - via imnotobsessed.com

In Relation To Thee Above Link...This Celebrity Cares So Much About Her Furry Little Friends That She Keeps Them Close To Her Heart...And Arms, And Waist, And Everywhere Other Body Part. - via cityrag.com

"Stella McCartney Dresses Her New Stepmom: Paul McCartney got married to New Yorker Nancy Shevell over the weekend. Stella McCartney designed both Shevell’s dress and her dad’s suit." - Fashionista.com - via people.com

"Olivier Theyskens Chows Down at MacDo: Natalie Joos did a Tales of Endearment post with Olivier Theyskens and before they thrifted at Clignancourt they dug into some Royales at McDonald’s. Theyskens ate two. With fries. With mayo. They also stopped at a vintage store that had pieces he designed when he was at Rochas. Theyskens couldn’t believe he was already vintage. We’re with you! Especially on the bugers and fries with mayo." - Fashionista.com - via talesofendearment.com

"Kate Moss’s Daughter Is Into Nail Art: Well who isn’t? Kate Moss on her daughter Lila: “[S]he is into nail art. She went to Wah Nails for a friend’s birthday and came back with green leopardskin. I’m taking her there for her birthday.” Apparently Lila also likes her “mummy” sans makeup." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

"During World War II, Alan Turing, who is known as the father of modern computing, devised the Turing Bombe, a codebreaking device that was used to decipher the Nazi enigma codes, up to 3,000 messages per day. He was also gay, and two years after being convicted of "gross indecency" and sentenced to undergo hormone therapy, he killed himself with a cyanide-laced apple." - via towleroad.com

Beyonce Covers The New November Issue Of Harper's Bazaar! - via theberry.com

Moose Down! Moose Down! - via thedailywh.at

"Miranda Kerr Will Wear the $2.5 Million Bra at the VS Show: The supermodel (and Orlando Bloom’s baby mama) will return to the VS catwalk next month, along with performers Kanye and Maroon 5, wearing a bejeweled bra worth $2.5m. I’ve already pre-ordered a few for myself." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Steve Jobs’s Turtlenecks Aren’t Even by St. Croix: Here’s a case of mistaken mock-turtleneck identity that really worked out for St. Croix. Turns out the luxury brand, which reported a 100% sales increase following Steve Jobs’s death last week, didn’t actually make the Mac genius’s famed black shirts after all. Jobs revealed to biographer Walter Isaacson that the shirts were created by Japanese designer Issey Miyake, who was asked to create a uniform for Apple employees. Wonder how this news will impact Mr. Miyake’s business?" - Fashionista.com - via styleite.com

"Hamish Bowles’s X-Factor Audition Revealed…At last! Now we can actually see Hamish’s… ahem, Leo’s best Britney Spears in action. He doesn’t make it very far, but L.A. Reid says he “loves his swagger,” and Paula would “love to hang out” with him. Guessing he kept the gold studded shoes anyway." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.com

"Kate Moss is “Amazing With Gravy”: Kate the Great claims she went through a serious cooking phase and boasts that she can “do a good roast with [her] eyes closed.” Just wondering how much of this fab cooking she actually consumes??" - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Rihanna is Naked, Again: This time for Esquire. They dub her the sexiest woman alive. Hard to disagree. She’s also not mad at Chris Brown anymore." - Fashionista.com - via esquire.com

"Versace x H&M Continues to Tease Us: Two new pictures of Versace for H&M’s ad campaign have surfaced and this time we’ve got an actual price tag on one of the garments: $199 for a mini dress." - Fashionista.com - via luckymag.com

"How’s this for a mind fuck: Nicola Formichetti has designed virtual clothes for a three-dimensional avatar, based on Mugler model Rico Genest, for a video game called Eve. Says the designer: “I mean if you could make your own avatar, and if you could dress yourself up, I think people will be buying virtual goods.” So now we’ll be expected to drop wads of cash on garments that don’t actually exist?" - Fashionista.com - via dazeddigital.com

"Ferragamo is coming to a shower near you: The designer has created a beauty and grooming collection for the Waldorf Astoria." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.elle.com

"How would you like to be the next big handbag designer? You may just get the chance thanks to a new three-week collaboration between Purse Forum and Rebecca Minkoff, that lets fans vote on design elements." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.elle.com

Rihanna Sings Which Tunes During A Rousing Night Out Of Karaoke?! - via buzzworthy.mtv.com

Uh-oh Kelly Rowland! Shame, Shame, Shame, On You... - via crunktastical.net

"The cast of this year's Celebrity Apprentice has been announced and it includes two celebrities who have been fairly outspoken for LGBT rights in recent years, the AJC reports: The fifth season of “Celebrity Apprentice” features no Atlantans for the first time since 2008 but will include its very first ‘American Idol” alum: Clay Aiken, according to People magazine....But will he be able to get along with the likes of Adam Carolla (comic), Debbie Gibson (1980s pop star), Arsenio Hall (talk show host), Cheryl Tiegs (model/actress), Dee Snider (Twisted Sister), Therese Guidice (sic) (”Real Housewives of New Jersey”) and George Takei (”Star Trek”)? There are clearly some strong personalities there, which is what makes this show tick. Guidice, of course, is the NeNe Leakes of this year’s crew." - via towleroad.com

Kitty Vs. Human Machine. - via cityrag.com

"Target’s Web President Exits Post-Missoni Ordeal: If you got stressed out trying to purchase those Target/Missoni collabs online when the site crashed, imagine what it was like for the poor guy in charge. Target announced that its web operations president, Steve Eastman, has left the company just a month after the fiasco, which caused more site traffic than on a typical Black Friday." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Uniqlo Set to Become Largest Apparel Retailer on Planet Earth: The fast-expanding Japanese retailer is set to have 4,000 stores worldwide by 2020, and are opening 150 overseas stores this year alone. Uniqlo’s revenue goal for 2020 is $54 billion. Just… whoa." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Carine Roitfeld Loves Christopher Kane, Can’t Understand Him: The former editor of French Vogue was super impressed with Kane’s “very personal” presentation at this year’s London Fashion Week, though she admits that she finds his Scottish accent “a little difficult to understand.” Aye, lassie." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

"Jeremy Scott for Adidas Spring 2012 First Look: These sneaks would fit right in with my Beanie Babies in their mesh toy hammock… you totally know what I’m talking about." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"Anna Wintour Hosts Cocktail Hour for Fashion Peeps: Vogue‘s editor in chief hosted a cocktail party at her NYC townhouse for the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund finalists, who unveiled their designs for a fashion challenge a la Project Runway. There sadly aren’t many snaps of Ms. Wintour’s abode, but there is a photo of Karlie Kloss being mostly naked again." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Rise of the Man Purse: Lil Wayne, Kanye, and Jude have all been photographed carrying man purses. I think it’s perfectly reasonable for a man to have a bag – how else are they supposed to carry their daily necessities? You know, like, iPads… and other extremely manly things?" - Fashionista.com - via thedailybeast.com

"Wallet-Friendly Celeb Halloween Costumes: It’s somehow never occurred to me that Karl’s hair really is a lot like George Washington’s wig. Both men of greatness… it’s all starting to make sense." - Fashionista.com - via fabsugar.com

"Gucci Accused of Inhumane Conditions In China, Responds: After reports of unsafe working conditions surfaced from employees at one of their China outposts, the company countered that “Gucci does not and will not endorse or tolerate the alleged malpractices” and they have made several management firings, changed the “communication channels” between employees and the company and hired consultants to review their staff." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

"Jean Paul Gaultier Calls Anna Wintour “Monstrous”: While discussing fashion films and The Devil Wears Prada, the designer said, “Anna Wintour is a lot more monstrous than she is described!” and when asked if he thought she was an influential figure, he only replied, “She is a figure.”" - Fashionista.com - via independent.co.uk

"Behind-the-Scenes With Gaga’s M.A.C. Campaign: Gaga looks like an alien with a giant blonde beehive and ginormous cat eyes, and talks about how she steals makeup ideas from fans. Also, Nicola Formichetti is there and puts on nude lipstick and calls it “manly.”" - Fashionista.com - via style.mtv.com

"Karl Lagerfeld For Macy’s Didn’t Sell So Well: There isn’t much left online, but in stores the line is 25% off and almost everything is still there. So, if you want it, it’s still there! Or… you can hold out for Giambattista Valli." - Fashionista.com - via fashionherald.org