Itsnotyouitsme Report 77: Things to Know

"DWTS (Dancing With The Stars) Finally Gets A Make-Over!" - via tmz.com

When Chloë Sevigny met Chloë Sevigny?! The "Como" Edtion. - via towleroad.com

What Happens When An Adorable Four Year Old Encounters A Yummy-licious Ice Cream Cone?! Click And Watch... - via videogum.com

Are You Kiddas Ready For Another Round Of. He-said, She-said, The Sex And The City Edition. - via parade.com

"It’s official: American Apparel is cursed. A factory employee for the retailer was crushed by an industrial knitting machine and subsequently died." - Fashionista.com - via gawker.com

"Start practicing your juggling skills: Alexander Wang will host a talent show in his SOHO store on Fashion’s Night Out." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.elle.com

"Modesty is so 2010. WWD shows you how to wear the underwear-as-outerwear trend." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

This Year's Vma's Shall Be Brought To You By... With No Host!? - via huffingtonpost.com

Anne Hathaway Feels Much Better When Filming Naked Rather Than...??? - via entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com

Simpsons star "Yeardley Smith (who voices Lisa) says Lady Gaga will appear as herself on an upcoming episode: This is extraordinary! I'm stunned that she has time in her schedule that she's coming to our studio to record," Smith said. Previewing Gaga's storyline, the actress said, "She's playing herself, and [The Simpsons writers] describe her as the happiest, most optimistic person in the world. She comes to Springfield to try to cheer up Lisa, but she can't." - via towleroad.com

Mariah Carey And Her Pound Puppies To The Rescue!!! - via laineygossip.com

Marilyn Monroe Tribute Tattoos Galore-Y-Not! - via theberry.com

"In other Gaga-related news: Longtime friend, costume designer and now Mugler creative director Nicola Formichetti talks about his new pop-up shop, being friends with Gaga and why he swears he doesn’t hate fat people." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"London calling: J. Crew is launching e-commerce in UK." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

"Genderbending Florence Welch On October Vogue Japan: We haven’t even seen all of the September issues yet and vogue Japan is already rolling out its October cover, which is awesome. Karl Lagerfeld shot musician Florence Welch, who looks like Jack White’s long-lost brother with slicked-back hair and red-white-and-black suiting." - Fashionista.com - via dailymail.co.uk

"Details on the Style.com Magazine: According to their website, the print magazine will launch “just days after the last look has left the runway” and will focus on every aspect of the Spring 2012 shows: clothing and trends, but also people, parties and backstage peeks. They’ll post daily updates on Twitter until the launch." - Fashionista.com - via style.com

"September Vogue Can Crush Small Items: The people over at Racked decided to see just how much weight the September issue of Vogue can throw around– turns out, it’s enough to smush your lunch." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"Manolo Blahnik Dishes on Bridezilla Kate Moss and The End of “Furniture Shoes”: In an interview with WWD, the footwear designer talks about technology, Kate and Will, and designing Kate Moss’ wedding shoes, of which he says, “We did them five times to get them the way she wanted… The shoes arrived the day before and there were too many jewels on the heel… So we had women working up until midnight to change it." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

A Super Cute Picture Of A Cocker Spaniel Looking Up Investment Tips! - via cityrag.com

Celebrity Run-Down Of The Day. - via theberry.com

"Isaac Mizrahi Won’t Show At NYFW: The designer filmed a video blog revealing that he’ll be putting out a lookbook instead of a runway show. He thinks it sounds “more modern… for about one second” and jokes that “next season we’ll be planning our fabulous Lollapalooza fashion show in 3D." - Fashionista.com - via isaacmizrahiny.com

"Charlotte Gainsbourg’s New EP And Music Video: The Balenciaga muse’s third album, Terrible Angels EP, will come out September 6; until then, sate your hunger with this crazy cool video that includes Gainsbourg clones doing a choreographed dance routine." - Fashionista.com - via pitchfork.com

"Karl Lagerfeld Announces New Perfume, Karleidescope: I would buy this just for the semi-ridiculous name, but it also sounds intriguing: it’s “ultra feminine” with notes of violet, patchouli, angelica and freesia that supposedly smell different on each woman." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.fr

"Twiggy Is Dropping An Album: It’s not as unusual as it sounds; Twiggy has actually been recording since 1976, though she hasn’t released anything since 1999. The latest album, Romantically Yours, drops November 21." - Fashionista.com - via ny.racked.com

"The Barney’s Warehouse Sale Is A Madhouse: Racked went inside the hellish sale and saw women weeping and elbowing one another in the head. All for some discount Carven and Manolos." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

Man's Best Friend vs. The Cat! - via towleroad.com

Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty... - via cityrag.com

Britney Spears Interview In 4, 3, 2, 1! - via thesuperficial.com

"On your marks, get ready, GO! Barney’s infamous warehouse sale starts today." - Fashionista.com - via ny.racked.com

"Fashion Week will be a little less crowded this year: Max Azria and Vena Cava will not show this year, joining Isaac Mizrahi who also will not show." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"Marc and Robert, aww WSJ takes a look at Marc Jacobs relationship with Robert Duffy." - Fashionoista.com - via online.wsj.com