May 2, 2007
Tonight’s recap in rhyme:
They played nice last week and no one went home,
But before the end of tonight’s show, 2 will be gone.
Ryan’s shirt doesn’t match his jacket again,
But at least there’s no stubble on his cute widdle chin.
He jokes that there will be no “filler” tonight;
The audience groans and laughs with delight.
Simon looks smug as he aggravates “Pauler,”
Then he and Ryan get into their typical squaller.
The highlights are shown from the rock and roll show -
Jamming with Bon Jon Jovi is a good way to go.
Phil “never drew first” but call him “young gun;”
Melinda says she “can’t rock” but she has a lot of fun.
Jordin didn’t have “a prayer” but she did her best;
Blake “shot through the heart” with that beatboxing mess.
LaKisha made a comeback and even got a kiss;
Chris ain’t a “cowboy” (Daughtry did better than this).
Ryan hits the Farmer’s Market for his “man-on-the-street;”
Then Blake tells us all how he gets that funky beat.
Jordin is sorry for a song not so great;
Phil was a preacher’s kid so rock had to wait.
LaKisha would kiss mean ol’ Simon again,
But he has a girlfriend so they can only be friends.
Ryan reminds us that the charity show did great.
Wow, Ruben Studdard has lost a whole lot of weight.
Melinda feels blessed and keeps Ryan on track,
As the highlights begin for “Idol Gives Back.”
“Shocking results” and Ellen thought it was her;
Should have been Stiller, silly man was a nerd.
Jack Black was funny and Carrie was pretty;
Staying Alive was a star-studded diddy.
Josh Groban on stage with the children was delightful;
Simon singing “Dontcha” for The Simpsons was frightful.
Celine performing a duet with Elvis was strange;
Annie Lennox and Madonna have seen better days.
Kelly C was rocking out in Janis Joplin-mode,
And we all thought that Jordin was hitting the road.
Thank goodness they all stayed; that would have been bad,
Then Bono was there to make us all sad.
Performing tonight is some guy who is “hot” (?)
He’s kinda cute but his falsetto is not.
Fantasia still has a lisp, bless her sweet heart,
Then the kids “Paint it Black” in a red Ford car.
Go vote now for the Coronation song,
As we prepare for the first of the night to be gone.
Phil is the first one leaving us tonight;
He leaves “in a blaze of glory,” so it is all right.
Underwood sings as we tell him good-bye;
He’s a class act as everyone (except Jordin) cries.
Dial Idol is lame; please don’t waste your dough.
Will Chris or Blake be the next one to go?
Bon Jovi sings, and that Jon is so fine!!
He was John Francis Bongiovi at one time.
Taylor can’t read from cue cards at all,
And now it is time for Chris R’s last call.
No surprise here, we knew Blake was safe,
But it’s sad to break up the duo called “Cake.”
The journey of Chris plays as Daughtry sings “Home;”
One more sing-out and then Timberfake is gone.
Next week the Top Four will do sounds of Bee Gees;
Just call it “Three Divas and a Babe-y”
Tonight’s recap in rhyme:
They played nice last week and no one went home,
But before the end of tonight’s show, 2 will be gone.
Ryan’s shirt doesn’t match his jacket again,
But at least there’s no stubble on his cute widdle chin.
He jokes that there will be no “filler” tonight;
The audience groans and laughs with delight.
Simon looks smug as he aggravates “Pauler,”
Then he and Ryan get into their typical squaller.
The highlights are shown from the rock and roll show -
Jamming with Bon Jon Jovi is a good way to go.
Phil “never drew first” but call him “young gun;”
Melinda says she “can’t rock” but she has a lot of fun.
Jordin didn’t have “a prayer” but she did her best;
Blake “shot through the heart” with that beatboxing mess.
LaKisha made a comeback and even got a kiss;
Chris ain’t a “cowboy” (Daughtry did better than this).
Ryan hits the Farmer’s Market for his “man-on-the-street;”
Then Blake tells us all how he gets that funky beat.
Jordin is sorry for a song not so great;
Phil was a preacher’s kid so rock had to wait.
LaKisha would kiss mean ol’ Simon again,
But he has a girlfriend so they can only be friends.
Ryan reminds us that the charity show did great.
Wow, Ruben Studdard has lost a whole lot of weight.
Melinda feels blessed and keeps Ryan on track,
As the highlights begin for “Idol Gives Back.”
“Shocking results” and Ellen thought it was her;
Should have been Stiller, silly man was a nerd.
Jack Black was funny and Carrie was pretty;
Staying Alive was a star-studded diddy.
Josh Groban on stage with the children was delightful;
Simon singing “Dontcha” for The Simpsons was frightful.
Celine performing a duet with Elvis was strange;
Annie Lennox and Madonna have seen better days.
Kelly C was rocking out in Janis Joplin-mode,
And we all thought that Jordin was hitting the road.
Thank goodness they all stayed; that would have been bad,
Then Bono was there to make us all sad.
Performing tonight is some guy who is “hot” (?)
He’s kinda cute but his falsetto is not.
Fantasia still has a lisp, bless her sweet heart,
Then the kids “Paint it Black” in a red Ford car.
Go vote now for the Coronation song,
As we prepare for the first of the night to be gone.
Phil is the first one leaving us tonight;
He leaves “in a blaze of glory,” so it is all right.
Underwood sings as we tell him good-bye;
He’s a class act as everyone (except Jordin) cries.
Dial Idol is lame; please don’t waste your dough.
Will Chris or Blake be the next one to go?
Bon Jovi sings, and that Jon is so fine!!
He was John Francis Bongiovi at one time.
Taylor can’t read from cue cards at all,
And now it is time for Chris R’s last call.
No surprise here, we knew Blake was safe,
But it’s sad to break up the duo called “Cake.”
The journey of Chris plays as Daughtry sings “Home;”
One more sing-out and then Timberfake is gone.
Next week the Top Four will do sounds of Bee Gees;
Just call it “Three Divas and a Babe-y”
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